{"title":"Sunbed Reservation Society","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to the Sunbed Reservation Society\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAn exclusive institution for holidaymakers who understand that the best pool positions are secured before breakfast.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMembership is open to early risers, sun worshippers, buffet regulars and anyone who has ever returned to discover that their carefully selected lounger has been mistaken for available seating.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur official Society towels feature bold retro designs and the essential declaration:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNOT ABANDONED — AT THE BUFFET\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCreated for beaches, pools, cruises and resort holidays, each oversized towel makes your intentions perfectly clear while bringing a little vintage style and British holiday humour to the sunbed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose your colours, secure your position and proceed to the buffet with confidence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Sunbed Reservation Society\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePool position secured.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"sunbed-reservation-society-blue","title":"Sunbed Reservation Society Beach Towel – Resort Blue","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIts striking resort-blue stripes, warm cream background and orange illustrations create a fresh retro look inspired by classic Mediterranean hotels and vintage pool clubs. The oversized format provides plenty of coverage for sunbeds, beaches and poolside lounging.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you’re travelling abroad, heading on a cruise or buying for the family’s resident sunbed strategist, this towel combines holiday humour with a genuinely eye-catching design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Oversized beach towel design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Bold edge-to-edge retro print\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Classic blue, cream and orange colour palette\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Funny “Not Abandoned – At the Buffet” slogan\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Ideal for pools, beaches, resorts and cruises\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• A great gift for organised holidaymakers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Makes your sunbed reservation difficult to dispute\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMembership approved. 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